Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Alia: Just use one of the black hole thingies Kane made, I'm sure it'll suck them out! ^_^

Derek-" Yeah, and take down the whole place with it. I don't plan on ruining this all in one night. I'm doing this the slow and right way, because I know it works. Now grab your pitch fork and torch. You'll be the first to go in and try to scare the ghosties off."

Alia: Why not tell them a joke? Your sense of humor should send them running. :D

Derek-"........"
*He grabs her, sits down on a rock, bends her over his knee, and starts wailing away on her backside with an open hand.* D<

Alia: Dx It was worth it!
*He pulls away and rolls on the ground*
Alia: You can try one of the seal thingies the clown fox was using.

Derek-" Yeah... I might try that if Zym comes home by morning time. But after this all, I'm taking a long vacation up north to pester your dad. Remember, we're still married and expecting kids."

Alia: Oh yeah, how am I going to explain that to him in a few months? :S

Derek-" What do you mean Alia? When those eggs that you're supposed to lay never come?"
*He walks over at starts poking her red head feathers.*

Alia: Yeah, he'll start asking questions...then get the rubber pellet rounds. ;-;

Derek-" ...Why would you get rubber pellet rounds? And we can just say that something went wrong after you laid them and they got crushed. Tyranitar accident."

Alia: I'd rather worry about this after we return the world to normal...I say we just throw Rai into the room with Seth, the creepy lucario who strangely never leaves my dad's underground bunker. ._.

Derek-" Yeah, that works. Maybe they can drive each other insane. I know just 5 seconds with that guy was enough for me to want to strangle him." >_>
*Derek sighs and starts walking away from her.*
Derek-" Anyway, I'm out. I have pillars to collect, so I'll see you in the morn. Either get to work on the peak or head home and stay safe."
*And with that, he disappears due to the teleportation gem.*

*Silver is still laying on the ground, she tries to stand up*

*After a long night of collecting and placing 4 more of the pillars, Derek wanders back into the cave, rubbing his head.*
Derek-" Why wasn't that earth pillar there.... wonder what happened."

*Silver starts to cough as she hears Derek approaching the cave, she looks down at the blood that she has been laying in for so long*
Damn......their bite is worse than their bark.

*Derek finally makes it to a couch in the main parts of the cave and collapses on it.*
Derek-" I do not want to clear out that base today... James, you go do it..."
*The old Pokeslayer sword just flies up from its spot on the table and smacks Derek in the head.*

*Silver walks in and sees Derek*
You must have been out all night.....
*she sits down and watches the sword*

*Kane walks back out of his room holding a pot of coffee*
=_=
Kane: Why is it that I can't get a moments rest?


*Blaze is scrubbing Nova clean in the bath tub*
D<
Blaze: You stink! YOu need a bath!

*Derek grabs James' sword and sticks it under him to hold it down with his weight. Once he's sure it can't move, he starts rubbing his beak.*
Derek-" Yeah. That was a really long night... and can it Kane. I did more than you..."
*The couch starts to smoke badly from the sword catching fire.*

*Zym sighs as he walks back into the cave*
Zym: she's a lost cause. >_>