Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*The pink lil Caterpie starts flailing around wildly as Stardust nips it by the tail. She's more ebil than it is, ain't she?*

*Derek pets Ben's head and smiles.*
Derek-" Go ask Blaze. You're a Fluffers just like him, so he'd be able to break the news to you that you don't actually have a birthday better than I can. As for Poofs, it's a celebration of the day you were born. Held every year. You're almost 1 year old, you know that?"

*Ben just tilts his head before standing up and trotting out back I to the cave entrance*



*Blaze collects the two passports from the Kadabra before grabbing lilly and dragging her out*

*Demi shakes her head no.*

*Now Sakura is not evil and neither is Stardust. Anyway Stardust grabs the Caterpie's tail trying to pull it out. She stops though when she sees Ben go inside. Letting go of the Caterpie she runs in after Ben.*

Lilly: Been waiting on you.

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*That lil Caterpie goes back into its hole and has itself a nice heart attack from what Stardust just did to it. And, I doubt its name is Sakura in this Rp. Maybe it is, who knows. We'll figure that out if I ever decide to tempt Stardust with it, k?*

Derek-" Well you are. Yo, Shadow! When's Poofs' birthday?!"
*He says this, leaning over to yell into the cave so she can hear him.*
Derek-" Also, I'm going to put a sign up above the cave entrance sooner or later! What do you want to call this place?!"

*Ben is scratching his head*
Ben:...me no have birthday or no one know or care?



Blaze: >_> I've been waiting on you...
*He tosses her passport into her paws*

*Lol fine with me. Stardust runs after Ben and chirps tilting her head and looks at him.*

Lilly: Sorry. So where should we go now? *She looks around at the town.*

*Shadow comes out yawning.* I'll have to look at the calander. As for the sign I'm not sure I had a name in mind for it but forgot...=/

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Derek-" Screw it. I'll just call it "Gremlin Cave", seeing as we have so many munchkins running around here anyway. If you wouldn't mind Shadow, could you kinda carve up the outside of the cave? You know, make it look nice with a flat surface instead of this dusty old rocky mountain side looking thing we have going on now. I'll probably be planting and working with Kane all night out here while you do, so we'll give you plenty of light."

Blaze: Let's look over at the scraps first. Might be some things there w can grab for the house.



*Ben shakes his head and starts walking out of the cave*
Ben: Me go find my real mommy...maybe she know.

*Zym knocks on the door of the bathroom again*
Zym: Sam? Are you still alive?

Sure won't be to hard to do. *She starts working on the outside of the cave.*

*Stardust gets on Ben's back wanting to go with him.*

Lilly: First we need a wagon or something to carry it in.

((Have to go now.))

*There's no response from inside the ladies room. However, for standing outside of it all day like a stalker, two casino security guards grab Zym by the shoulders and start dragging him away. Seems they've already called the cops, as they're leading him to the front door so he can be taken to jail.*

*Derek smiles at Shadow and looks down at Ben, just seeing him come out of the cave.*
Derek-" If you're looking for Sam, you missed her. She left a day ago. Think she said something about a casino town just east of here being her final stop, but I don't want you wandering off to find her alone Ben."

*Zym screens like a girl and struggles*
Zym: Let go of me you jerks I'm looking for my friend! Dx


Ben: No...real mommy. Me look for her...not Sam...
*He looks back at Stardust before starting back onto the road again*

((What'd I miss? Anything I can hop in to?))

*They toss Zym into the back of a cop car and slam the door shut before taking him off to jail. As they speed down the roads of the casino city, it should give Zym plenty of time to realize that he's in a sinful city, and being thrown into the place where the worst of the sinful people go. Ain't he going to have a fun night hugged up against some shower daddy serving a lifetime for multiple counts of murder?*

*Derek just sighs and rubs his forehead before jerking Ben back by his tails.*
Derek-" Look Ben. You don't have parents. You aren't even really a Pokemon, or so I would guess. You're just an... it. A Fluffers without the gay vibe going on. As much as you might not like it, Sam is your mother now. Now, when she gets back here, I expect you to start acting like her son. I also expect her to actually act like a mother, or else.... If you two can't learn to get along like family should, I'm going to become your next biggest problem. You understand me Ben?"

*Ben jerks his tails back*
Ben: She no like me, she not my mommy.


*Zym coughs a bit before looking up at the front of the cop car, speaking in a feminine voice in hopes they'll buy that he's a girl*
Zym: Look Hun, I was just waiting for my friend. She had a little too much to drink tonight so she went in and threw up.

Derek-" Well, she's the only one you got. And as for the liking part, I assure you that's going to change. Either it changes, or I'll put you both in a containment gem until the end of time."

Cop-" Huh?"
*And he immediately sprays Zym in the face with pepper spray. Don't you just love that Idiocracy movie?*

*Ben turns and looks a him with a "What?" face*


*Zym yells and pain and grabs his eyes*
Zym: You jackass' what the hell was that for! That burns!

Derek-"....."
*He raises his hand like he's about to spank Ben.*
Derek-" Get your butt in that cave and wait on your mother."

Cop-" Huh?"
*He immediately sprays Zym in the face with pepper spray.*

((*Sits patiently.* I'd read back myself but it'd take me awhile on DSi. *Points to last post* :3))

*Ben walks over to Derek and kicks his shin before walking back into the cave with a ;-; face*




*Zym screams even louder*
Zym: Stop it!
*He takes two of the needles in his har and throws them into the cops neck through the holes*

((Why do you give a fck? You don't do anything here anyway. All you do is wander around and do meaningless things with the flying rat. :/ ))
*And then Derek rips Ben up and starts wailing away on his butt for disrespecting his grandfather like that.*
Derek-" I can actually see why she doesn't like you now Ben!"

*The cops both drop dead and the car crashes into a solid brick wall.*