Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Blaze: Either that or I turn into a mightyena. Something so Derek won't easily find us.

Sam-" I don't know Zym."
*She's leaning against a wall of the cave, staring down at an old tattered book.*
Sam-" I know it's probably not right, but I've been looking through a book Dad's been writing his thoughts down in. I've noticed one line appearing more and more throughout it. He says, 'War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other...'. That make any sense to you at all? I mean, why would he even be thinking of war?"

*Melody has found the baby who was luckily for Zym okay but outside covered in poo. With a o_o face she picks it up and takes it over to a stream. Grabbing some clothe and soap she uses it to to start cleaning the baby up.*
Melody: Zym is the worst baby sitter in history.

*Alysa who was scratching her ear pauses and looks at Blaze. Pitting her leg down she tilts her head and lets out a small whimper.*

((...That is so freaking weird. I had planned on saying close to the same thing. Only difference was, I was waiting for Melody to throw a fit before having the baby crawl by, covered in poo... Did you read my mind?))
*The baby is sneezing, blowing bits of poo that were on his nose all over the rocks near the stream. It's still trying to wipe its face off with its small paws to get the smell off of it.*

((Maybe I did. ))

*Melody starts scrubbing its face doing her best to get it clean. Shes already gone through a couple of bars of scented soap and part of a bottle of shampoo. Once shes gotten the baby clean she lifts him out of the water and set him on a rock. She starts to dry his fur off while frowning and thinking of things to do to Zym.*

Melody: There you go all nice and clean. ^_^

Tasha pokes Alysa with a stick.

Tasha-"Wanna play some I-spy?"

Alysa: No thanks Tasha.

*The baby starts to heave for a few seconds, acting like something's wrong before sneezing all of the the rocks in front of him. This causes his fur to stick straight out. Grumbling, he starts patting at his belly in an attempt to get it to stay down, not knowing why its sticking up.*

*Sam whacks Shadow in the head with a stick to get her attention.*
Sam-" Hey, he's your husband. Can you tell me why he would be writing this stuff down?"
*And yes, she did stop Shadow from going after Derek yesterday.*

Blaze: Is there something wrong with that pooch?



Zym: No idea. Maybe he plans on pitting Lilly and Blaze against eachother?

Tasha-"Aww..."

She sits down.

Tasha-"Noone wants to play."

Sam-" What sense does that make? I thought he wanted them to be together just a week ago. These entries date back months. I see them every so often, but it's the only thing in yesterday's entry. He must have written it while he was here."

Zym: War is where the younge and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter to kill eachother. The old being the army leaders an the young being the soldiers.
*He looks up for a moment before tossing his towel off to the side*
Zym: I don't understand. Might need to look further into this.

Jet walks up to Sam, wearing a tan beret and a fake mustache.

Jet-"Don't ask..." ._.

I really don't know why hes writing this stuff to be honest. *Shadow frowns as she thinks.*

Alysa: I guess not...

*Melody laughs and helps the baby to smooth its fur down.*

Tasha holds out Tisha to Alysa.

Tasha-"Tisha thinks you'd hurt her...that's why I ran the other day...prove her wrong. She likes hugs."

*Sam pinches Jet's nose shut while covering his mouth to suffocate him. She has him pushed up against a wall so he can't get away. All the while, she's looking over at Shadow.*
Sam-" I think he just finally snapped. Surprised he hasn't tried to do us all in yet."

Alysa: Do I have to hug it?

There has to be some reason for his madness. If we can find out whats wrong maybe we can talk him back to his senses.

Jet-"What'd I do to deserve this?" ;_;

Tasha-"...No, but I trust you with Tisha, Alysa."

Sam-" Maybe. In all honesty though, I just want to hit him. He didn't flip like this when I had a kid. Makes me feel unwanted." :/

Zym: and it's the fact they didn't even have a kid that makes it worse.



Blaze: I'm burning that doll. It's creepy as hell.
*He yawns and looks back forward, still dragging the wagon*